1 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:55,590 Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news. 2 00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:57,450 I'll give you the good news first. 3 00:00:58,030 --> 00:01:00,150 It won't cost you anything to get this set repaired. 4 00:01:00,550 --> 00:01:01,850 And what's the bad news? 5 00:01:02,110 --> 00:01:03,230 It can't be repaired. 6 00:01:10,050 --> 00:01:12,710 What do you mean it can't be repaired? You're a repairman, aren't you? 7 00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:14,590 All right, then prepare to repair. 8 00:01:15,190 --> 00:01:18,410 The set is old and it's worn out. 9 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:22,350 I could take it back into the shop, but they'd just have to replace everything. 10 00:01:22,710 --> 00:01:25,410 Well, can you get it back here by the night time for the fight? 11 00:01:25,630 --> 00:01:26,589 Oh, no. 12 00:01:26,590 --> 00:01:30,130 Plus, it's going to cost you almost as much as buying a new set. 13 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:33,010 Well, it didn't do much good for you to come here, did it? 14 00:01:33,290 --> 00:01:35,050 How'd you get into Yellow Pages? Politics? 15 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:40,290 Hey, Pop, the man was nice enough to come in here and tell us the truth about 16 00:01:40,290 --> 00:01:41,950 our set. What you getting mad at him for? 17 00:01:42,190 --> 00:01:43,169 I ain't mad, okay? 18 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:44,170 Hey, wait a minute. 19 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:48,350 You were nice enough to give me a tip about my TV, so I'm going to give you a 20 00:01:48,350 --> 00:01:51,130 tip. Hey, you got a lot of equipment on that truck, right? 21 00:01:51,430 --> 00:01:55,450 Yeah. Well, here's my tip. Get out of this neighborhood before it gets dark. 22 00:02:00,590 --> 00:02:02,610 I don't worry about that. I'm bonded. 23 00:02:02,810 --> 00:02:05,310 And that's the way they'll find you, bonded and jacked. 24 00:02:09,370 --> 00:02:10,550 Well, what do we do now? 25 00:02:10,940 --> 00:02:13,740 We're going to do something we should have done a long time ago, Pop. We're 26 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:17,040 going to get a brand new TV set. A brand new one? That's right, man. I'm getting 27 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,460 sick and tired of buying old cheap sets that don't work. 28 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:23,140 Well, you know, a brand new TV costs a lot of money. Well, not if you get them 29 00:02:23,140 --> 00:02:25,320 on sale, Pop. There's always a TV sale someplace. 30 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:26,560 Here, look at this. 31 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:29,860 Donald's Darren Discount holds its once -in -a -lifetime sale. 32 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:33,340 Oh, I know about Donald's Discount sale once -in -a -lifetime. 33 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:34,560 You have one every weekend. 34 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:39,260 Here's a house special, Pop. Neat black and white portable 21 -inch. 35 00:02:39,580 --> 00:02:42,800 with a quality chassis and solid -state silicone rectifiers. 36 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:46,040 That sounds like Lottie the Body at topless dance in Detroit. 37 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,940 It's set sales for $178. 38 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:55,740 $178? Yeah, but for the sale, it's been slashed to $158 .49. 39 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:58,780 That don't sound like no slash. That sound more like a scratch. 40 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,940 You want another, sir? No. See, Pop, we don't have to pay for it all at once. We 41 00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:06,960 can put $50 down and the rest in easy monthly installments. 42 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:08,220 I got a better idea. 43 00:03:09,130 --> 00:03:14,590 But take that 50 bucks and put it down on a secondhand TV, then we won't have 44 00:03:14,590 --> 00:03:15,750 monthly installments at all. 45 00:03:15,970 --> 00:03:18,610 Hop, I told you I don't want no old secondhand TV. 46 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:22,110 It's not an old secondhand TV. It's a new secondhand TV. 47 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,210 And just what is a new secondhand TV? 48 00:03:24,490 --> 00:03:27,010 That's the house special at Guy's Groovy Grab Bag. 49 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,030 Guy's Groovy Grab Bag? 50 00:03:31,550 --> 00:03:33,790 Yeah, you got a cash and carry plan. 51 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:37,110 So you carry in the cash, and then you can carry out the merchandise. 52 00:03:39,079 --> 00:03:42,720 See, they get the merchandise straight from the warehouse to the customer. 53 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,200 Yeah, whose warehouse? 54 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,360 Oh, don't say that. You don't know nothing about it. You don't have no 55 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,319 about it. 56 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:51,060 And besides, he can sell cheap because he ain't got no overhead. 57 00:03:51,380 --> 00:03:54,400 He sure doesn't. All he needs is a big brick and a strong arm. 58 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,220 You don't know that. 59 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,420 And I don't want to know about it. I don't want to hear no more about it. 60 00:03:59,460 --> 00:04:02,080 I'm going back to work, and when I get home tonight, we're going to go down to 61 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:05,160 Donald's and get a brand new TV set on time. 62 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,880 I don't want you to get involved in those shady deals, Pop, and I want you 63 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:12,320 promise me that you're going to stay in this house until I get home. Now, do you 64 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:12,918 hear me? 65 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:13,920 I hear you. All right. 66 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:16,019 I'll stay in here. 67 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:18,540 I won't go nowhere. 68 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,079 I don't care if you go 15 years. I'll just stay in the house. 69 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:26,640 I mean, ain't nothing in the world can get me to move out of this house until 70 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,140 you ask me to stay in here. 71 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:33,580 Nothing. I'll stay in here until I'm positive that you're out of sight. 72 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:58,800 As soon as I take a shower, we go down to Downs. 73 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:00,240 So 74 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:07,180 you 75 00:05:07,180 --> 00:05:08,180 did it, huh? 76 00:05:08,260 --> 00:05:09,780 Guy's groovy grab bag. 77 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,960 Yeah, it's a top quality black and white portable. 78 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:17,540 Pop, you promised me you wasn't going to get involved in those shady deals. 79 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,140 It wasn't no shady deal. I bought it right out in the middle of the pool 80 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:26,100 See, I give this guy 50 bucks and he gave me the TV. 81 00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:27,730 Hey, look here. 82 00:05:27,810 --> 00:05:29,410 Look at that, 500 Space Command. 83 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:32,510 Watch them, watch them channels. You know, when you push it like this, they 84 00:05:32,510 --> 00:05:33,570 start whizzing on by. 85 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:38,010 Yeah, go ahead and try it. Oh, no, you're not conning me into going along 86 00:05:38,010 --> 00:05:41,430 this. Now, this is a hot TV, and we're going to take it back and get the $50. 87 00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:42,910 We can't take it back. 88 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:45,050 What do you mean we can't take it back? 89 00:05:45,670 --> 00:05:46,670 The place ain't there. 90 00:05:50,630 --> 00:05:52,170 What do you mean the place ain't there? 91 00:05:52,550 --> 00:05:53,770 I mean the place is gone. 92 00:05:54,090 --> 00:05:55,290 The place just can't disappear. 93 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,190 This one can. 94 00:05:57,270 --> 00:06:00,070 See, a guy's groovy grab bag is a panel truck. 95 00:06:02,910 --> 00:06:05,210 Yeah, an unmarked one, too, I suppose. 96 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:06,730 Most exuberantly. 97 00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:10,750 Well, we're gonna go out in the street and look for this guy anyway. 98 00:06:11,050 --> 00:06:13,110 Well, it won't do no good, because you ain't gonna find him. 99 00:06:13,370 --> 00:06:16,810 See, he only come out once a month, and then he never stops in the same place 100 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,570 twice. Then that proves that this is a hot set. 101 00:06:19,790 --> 00:06:20,790 It don't prove nothing. 102 00:06:20,990 --> 00:06:25,800 See, this is not a hot set. It's just, if you mad because I got a nice TV... 103 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,400 50 bucks, then I'll tell you what, then just make believe that it's not a new 104 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,300 set. But, Pop, this is a brand new TV. 105 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:36,360 Look over here on the side. It looks like somebody's been playing tit -tat 106 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,360 with a carving knife. 107 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,560 That proves it's a used set. 108 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,960 I don't know what you're talking about, man. You might as well face it. That's a 109 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,620 new set, and it's hot. It's a new hot set. 110 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,740 Oh, hello, Grady. Hi, Lamont. 111 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,200 Lamont. 112 00:06:58,410 --> 00:07:02,550 Oh, Grady. I just stopped by to see if we were still going to watch the fights 113 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:05,670 tonight. Yeah, we're going to watch the fight. And look at what we're going to 114 00:07:05,670 --> 00:07:06,670 watch it on. 115 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:09,830 Say, now that looks like a real cool set. 116 00:07:10,570 --> 00:07:11,570 Wrong. 117 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,590 Listen, Grady, don't pay no attention to Lamont. Here, looky here. 118 00:07:20,010 --> 00:07:21,070 Look at that nice set. 119 00:07:21,930 --> 00:07:25,310 That's nice. I used to have a set with remote control. 120 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:28,420 Yeah, and then when you hold it down, look at that, you ought to see them 121 00:07:28,420 --> 00:07:29,880 channels just whiz on through. 122 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:33,920 Boom, boom. You know what I mean? That's what my set used to do. 123 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:35,220 Yeah. 124 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:40,000 And I got fine tuning on there. 125 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,280 My set had that, too. 126 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:47,860 Yeah, and I got push and pull and off and on switches. 127 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:49,800 Well, my set did that. 128 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:55,360 Yeah. And look, look at this fine walnut veneer finish. 129 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,300 Just like my set. 130 00:07:58,600 --> 00:07:59,720 You know what? 131 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:02,100 This is my set. 132 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,720 What you talking about? 133 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:08,240 This is my set you got. 134 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,580 No, this ain't none of your set. This is my set. 135 00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:15,500 My set was stolen from my house last week, and this is my set. 136 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:17,800 You must be crazy, Grady. 137 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:20,620 They ought to call you Crazy Grady. 138 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:25,870 It's got everything my set has. 139 00:08:26,890 --> 00:08:30,370 Look here, you look here. You see that scratch on the side that looks like 140 00:08:30,370 --> 00:08:33,809 somebody was playing tic -tac -toe on it with a carving knife? 141 00:08:34,530 --> 00:08:35,530 My set. 142 00:08:35,809 --> 00:08:40,409 No, no, it's my set. It's mine. It's mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. 143 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:41,970 Mine. Mine. 144 00:08:42,450 --> 00:08:43,450 Mine. 145 00:08:43,950 --> 00:08:44,950 Mine. 146 00:08:47,950 --> 00:08:49,410 Give me my teeth. 147 00:08:49,670 --> 00:08:50,890 You better put that set down. 148 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:52,880 You give me $50, you can take this set. 149 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:56,460 Well, I ain't giving you nothing, you stubborn, bullheaded old buzzard. 150 00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:24,870 What's the matter with you? Grady's a friend of yours. 151 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:28,070 He ain't no friend of mine no more. Well, you ain't no friend of mine no 152 00:09:28,070 --> 00:09:32,190 neither. Look, Grady, look, just go on home and I'll handle this, okay? 153 00:09:32,430 --> 00:09:36,250 You don't have to handle it. I'll handle it. I'll get the law on him. That's 154 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:39,290 what I'll do. Yeah, you come back here, I'll knock that snuff out your lip. 155 00:09:41,150 --> 00:09:48,130 Now you've 156 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:48,989 done it. 157 00:09:48,990 --> 00:09:50,530 Grady was one of your best friends. 158 00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:51,850 Good riddance. 159 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:55,420 Well, you're not rid of him yet, because he said he's going to come back here 160 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:56,420 with the police. 161 00:09:56,580 --> 00:09:59,860 Oh, he ain't coming back with the police. And what makes you think he 162 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,420 Grady would never call the police. 163 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:04,220 Grady couldn't call the police. 164 00:10:05,820 --> 00:10:07,800 Why is Grady somewhere not calling the police? 165 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:14,720 It's simple, Pop. He says that's his TV, and I believe him. All right, let's 166 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,860 assume that this is his TV. Now, not that it is. 167 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:22,080 But just for the sake of assumption, let's assume that it's his TV. 168 00:10:22,980 --> 00:10:27,380 Okay? Now, we give him the TV back. What about my 50 bucks? 169 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:30,360 Well, just look on it. It's $50 worth of experience. 170 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:34,380 Do you believe this has been 50 bucks worth of experience? 171 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,480 Most exuberant. 172 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:43,200 Well, I'll tell you what to do. You give me 50 bucks, and you take the 173 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,460 experience, and give him his TV, and everybody be happy. 174 00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:52,290 No, no, no, no, you don't. I'm going upstairs and take a shower, and when I 175 00:10:52,290 --> 00:10:54,950 back down here, we're going to take Grady his television set. 176 00:10:55,470 --> 00:10:58,690 Well, listen, can't we keep it at least until the fight's over? 177 00:10:58,990 --> 00:10:59,990 No. 178 00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:07,550 Anybody could have some scratches on the TV. 179 00:11:07,770 --> 00:11:11,710 See, it look like somebody's been playing tic -tac -toe on the side of us. 180 00:11:12,030 --> 00:11:13,030 Hello, Mr. Samford. 181 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,230 Mr. Sanford, I can tell you what I wanted. 182 00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:29,330 Whatever it is, we ain't got it. No, no, I just want to see Lamont. Oh, that we 183 00:11:29,330 --> 00:11:30,610 got. Maybe too much of it. 184 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:34,210 Well, listen, man, I just... Lamont invited me over to watch the fights 185 00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:36,010 you know, so I just came over to see what time they start. 186 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:38,950 There's a great fighter on tonight, man, Porfirio Rios. 187 00:11:39,790 --> 00:11:41,310 Man, he's good. 188 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:43,810 Well, I just canceled your invitation. 189 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:45,970 Oh, man. 190 00:11:46,170 --> 00:11:49,230 Listen, why don't you watch the fights on your own TV? 191 00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:51,050 Very simple, man. I don't have a TV. 192 00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:52,790 You don't have TV? 193 00:11:52,990 --> 00:11:53,990 No. 194 00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:56,210 Why don't you have a TV? 195 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,430 They're expensive, man. I can't afford it. 196 00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:00,850 Julio, come in a minute. 197 00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:05,810 Have a seat over there in my chair. 198 00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:07,169 Your chair? 199 00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:08,170 Yeah. 200 00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:14,690 Did you ever think of getting yourself a TV? 201 00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:17,510 Oh, sure, man. I'm going to get one. One of these things you watch. 202 00:12:17,830 --> 00:12:18,830 Look at this, Vanina. 203 00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:20,170 Look at this. 204 00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:24,920 See, you don't even have to get up to change the channel. Hey, that's a good 205 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:25,899 thing to have, man. 206 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:30,000 Yeah, well, when were you thinking of getting yourself one? Well, as soon as I 207 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,520 save enough money. I'm saving for one right now. How much have you saved so 208 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:35,840 Fifty dollars. 209 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:36,880 Sold. 210 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 What? 211 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,320 Sold to the Puerto Rican. 212 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,080 What are you talking about? 213 00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:48,300 I just sold you my step for fifty bucks. 214 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,940 You just sold me your TV set for $50? 215 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,200 Mm -hmm. 216 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:53,540 What's wrong with it? 217 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,120 Ain't nothing wrong with it. It's just black and white, and we're going to get 218 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:58,979 color set. 219 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:02,400 Man, but I am sure you can get more than $50 for this set. 220 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,980 Yeah, I feel that way, too. 221 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:09,520 But all I need is a down payment on the color set, and I need it right away. 222 00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:12,300 And besides, you're Lamont's friend. 223 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,960 Oh. 224 00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:19,180 But are you sure, Mr. Stanford? I mean, I was thinking of paying at least $200 225 00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:23,220 for a set. Oh, you could pay $200 for a new set, but this is a used set. See, 226 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,300 look over here at them scratches over there on the side. 227 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:26,459 Oh, yeah. 228 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:28,880 It looks like someone was playing Tiki -Taki -Toa on it. 229 00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:34,060 Nice, man. 230 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:36,780 Yeah, well, if it's a deal, give me 50 bucks. 231 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:40,460 Give me the 50 bucks, and I can get out of town, put it down on the color TV 232 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:41,740 set, and have it here by the night. 233 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:43,500 And then that's all I need. 234 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,400 Hey, it's a deal, man. 235 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,420 Hey, listen, that's fantastic. 236 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,000 You got yourself a deal, huh? 237 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,000 Here's the $50 right here, man. 238 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:55,100 There's $10, $20, $30, and $20 .50. 239 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:56,880 Yeah. Fantastic. 240 00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:58,200 Look at the set, man. 241 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:02,240 Hey, listen, if you can get your TV by today, you come over tonight, huh, and 242 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,500 watch the fight. You come and watch Porfirio. Yeah, thanks. 243 00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:06,760 I'll get that door for you. Oh, thanks, man. 244 00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:10,900 Lamont is going to be surprised, huh? Yeah, he'll be surprised all right. 245 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,720 Is he home? Why don't we tell him, huh? 246 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,440 No, no, no. Let him be surprised. Let's go tell him. 247 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:21,580 This is really nice of you, Mr. Sapo. Gracias. 248 00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:24,700 Hasta luego, huh? Yeah. Hasta luego to you, too. 249 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:27,479 Hey, Pop! 250 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,480 Dummy. Pop! 251 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,100 What are you doing? 252 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,280 Oh, a little coordinating. 253 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,200 Who were you just talking to? Uh, it was a customer. Oh. 254 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:40,400 Hey, where's the television set? What happened to the TV? 255 00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:41,780 That's what I sold to the customer. 256 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,100 You sold it? What did you do that for? 257 00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:47,680 Well, I buy and sell junk. But that television wasn't junk. 258 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:52,040 Sure it was. See, junk is something that you don't want. And you didn't want the 259 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,460 TV, so I made it junk. So I sold it. 260 00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:57,980 What's the matter with you? Do you know what that makes you? 261 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,440 Yeah, even Steven. 262 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,520 That makes you a fence. 263 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,740 Receiving and selling stolen goods makes you a fence. 264 00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:10,870 Nobody proved that that television was stolen. Pop, that set was stolen out of 265 00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:12,710 Grady's house, and you know it. Who says? 266 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:14,010 Grady says. 267 00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:15,490 I could have said it was mine. 268 00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:19,090 See, that's just hearsay evidence, and that's inadmissible. 269 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:21,810 Where'd you learn that from, Perry Mason? 270 00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:23,150 No, Watergate. 271 00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:36,730 Well, if you're so sure the set wasn't stolen, why did you sell it? 272 00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:41,410 Because I got tired of listening to all that inadmissible evidence at this point 273 00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:42,410 in time. 274 00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:48,810 You're going to get in trouble, Pop. I don't know what's the matter with you. 275 00:15:48,890 --> 00:15:50,390 You're so upset and you know it was crazy. 276 00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:51,790 I'm back. 277 00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:53,610 Well, how are you? 278 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,410 I told you I was coming back with the police. 279 00:15:57,730 --> 00:15:59,330 Well, here's the police. 280 00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:04,410 Ask me. Go ahead. Ask me. Ask me do I see the guilty party in this room. 281 00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:07,510 Yes, I do that. That's him right there. 282 00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:10,270 That one standing right over here. 283 00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:13,730 Well, we may as well get right to the crux of the matter, Mr. Sanford. 284 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:18,930 We're here to ascertain the veracity of a citizen complaint regarding purloined 285 00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:20,950 property supposedly taken from his premises. 286 00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:23,890 Have you got Grady's TV? 287 00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:27,250 No, I ain't got Grady's TV. 288 00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:31,090 Not now, not ever. Oh, yes, he does. It's right over here. I'll show you. 289 00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:32,470 It's gone. 290 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:37,880 I didn't hear nothing. You did. 291 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,980 I did. You did. Hold that. 292 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,560 You did, too. 293 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,060 I didn't hear nothing. I said hold that. 294 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:44,840 What happened, Lamont? 295 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:46,120 Did Fred hide the TV? 296 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,120 He didn't hide it, Jonesy. He sold it. 297 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,160 Sold it? You sold my TV? 298 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,020 You just said it was your TV. I could have said it was mine. 299 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,380 Well, it was mine. 300 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,500 Mine. Mine. Mine. 301 00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:59,980 Mine. Mine. All right, all right. Everybody hold it down. It was my set. 302 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,800 It was my set. I said hold it down. 303 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,160 Now, who'd you sell that set to, Fred? 304 00:17:05,869 --> 00:17:06,869 Who did I sell it to? 305 00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,849 That's right. Who did you sell the set to? 306 00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:13,210 Well, I just buy and sell junk. 307 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:16,910 I don't just ask people what they're doing and what they're bringing in. I 308 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,829 open my door and start selling. You mean to tell me you can't remember a 309 00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:21,530 customer that was just in here a few minutes ago? 310 00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:23,030 Was he from around here? 311 00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:24,510 No, he was a foreigner. 312 00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:29,390 A foreigner? 313 00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:33,590 That's right. I don't discriminate. I sell to anybody. 314 00:17:36,070 --> 00:17:37,070 Excuse me, everybody. 315 00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:39,690 Look, Mr. Sanford, they said you sold me. I'm having trouble with the remote 316 00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:44,490 control. You sold Julio to Ted? I thought you said you sold it to a 317 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,350 Well, he's a Puerto Rican, ain't he? 318 00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:50,730 Wait a minute, Mr. Sanford. Easy, Caballero. 319 00:17:51,090 --> 00:17:52,090 I'll take this. 320 00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:55,590 Now, look at this. This could be Exhibit A. 321 00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:57,150 Okay, check that out. 322 00:17:57,350 --> 00:18:00,030 How could you do that? How could you sell a set to Julio? 323 00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:03,610 How could I do it? He came in here and wanted to buy a TV, so I sold it to him. 324 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,450 Ain't that right, Julio? 325 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:10,700 enough trouble in here already. 326 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:15,020 I don't understand what's going on. Now, whose TV set is this anyway? 327 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,480 Yours. Mine. His. 328 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,719 No, it ain't. His. 329 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,720 His. His. 330 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,840 Gentlemen, gentlemen, please. 331 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,200 His, too. 332 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,139 My set. 333 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:24,200 Julio, where'd you get this set? 334 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:28,780 Look, Mr. Stanford sold me that TV set for $50, man. And where'd you get it, 335 00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:32,620 Fred? Uh, I bought it off this guy for 50 bucks. 336 00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:36,300 Grady, where'd you get it? I bought it off this guy for $50. 337 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,320 Guys, groovy grab bag? 338 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,100 How'd you know that? 339 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,000 You've been the victims of one of the scourges of society. 340 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:49,920 Those who prey upon an unsuspecting public in order to satisfy their 341 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:50,920 and criminal ambitions. 342 00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,740 In other words, you've been torn off. 343 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,040 Ripped off. Ripped off. 344 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,520 Didn't I tell you? Didn't I say this would happen? 345 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,940 Okay, Jonesy, what happens now? Well, we have to work backward. 346 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,680 Now, Fred, you shouldn't have sold this set to Julio. Now, wait a second, man. 347 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,860 If this is a set you're not supposed to sell, I want my $50 back. 348 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,740 That's right, Pop. Give Julio his $50 back. Give him his money. 349 00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:17,940 That's right. Come on, man. 350 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,300 Now, 351 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,740 look here. Julio gave his $50 back. 352 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:37,450 and I get my TV back. Oh, no, you can't keep that set, Fred. Grady's right, you 353 00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:40,110 can't keep the set, Fred. Yeah, so you can't keep my set. 354 00:19:40,410 --> 00:19:42,790 Thanks, Josie. You can't keep it either, Grady. 355 00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:47,870 What? Well, there's a trademark on the underside of that set which traces it 356 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:52,470 directly to a commercial establishment known as Damn the TV Man. And Damn the 357 00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:55,830 Man was recently burglarized by persons or person unknown. 358 00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:57,510 Then I'm out of a cent. 359 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,110 And I'm out of 50 bucks. 360 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:01,590 Look at it this way, Fred. 361 00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,680 You're helping the set get back where it belongs. 362 00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:05,400 Dan the TV man will be happy. 363 00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:08,020 Yeah, but Samford the sucker is sad. 364 00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:13,740 Let's go, Hoppy. 365 00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:14,940 Yep, gentlemen. 366 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,000 Time for us to crack. 367 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,060 Split, split. Yeah. 368 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,600 I hope you're satisfied, Grace. 369 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,060 I'm out of here. 50 bucks. 370 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,100 Well, you shouldn't have sold my set. 371 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:38,280 That wasn't none of your set. It was, too. It was mine. It was mine. It was 372 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,060 mine. It was mine. It was mine. 373 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:45,080 It was my set. It was my set. Hey, 374 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:52,220 Julio, what'd you think of 375 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:55,040 that last round, man? That new car, Jackson, is a bad dude. 376 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,180 Jackson? What are you talking about? He's wearing it instead of our man. 377 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,100 Yeah, he's wearing out his hands on Portfolio's head. 378 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:03,840 Portfolio? Hey, man, Portfolio. He's just playing it cool, man. You watch. 379 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:08,280 He's gonna let him tire himself out and then, yeah, pow, man, like dynamite. 380 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,200 Yeah, well, he better hurry up, because he ain't got but three more rounds to do 381 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,860 it, and round eight is about ready to start. That's right, man. We better get 382 00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:17,340 ready. Yeah, hey, Pop, Brady, round eight's getting ready to start. You 383 00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:18,340 get out of here. Pop! 384 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,720 I heard you ain't think we step, dummy. 385 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,480 How many more? 386 00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:25,540 How many more rounds you say we got? There's just three more. 387 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:27,380 All right. 388 00:21:42,870 --> 00:21:46,450 Stanford and Son is recorded on tape for a live studio audience.